Google Worse Than Big Oil?
The tabloid style tech news site The Register wrote an over the top article yesterday slamming Google. The story is so strange that it’s funny.
“Google covers up its relative lack of innovation with a bunch of touchy-feely tripe. It really slathers on the tripe. Big time. Just huge mounds of tripe. Like more tripe that you’ve ever seen. Trust me, I know tripe. Love the stuff.
Most of you people scamper about trying to gobble up as much of this tripe as possible. If there was a line for Google herpes, you’d pull down your pants and rub all up against the STDoogle. “Mmmmm, Google Herpes,” you might say.”
And the writer Otto Z. Stern continues dishing tripe …
“Apparently, a domination fetish runs deep within geek culture. You want to be dominated but still gripe about it. Well, I’ll dominate you all for $1 per click with a plunger and tub of lard, and I’ll even do it in the Creative Commons.”
I didn’t bother to include Otto’s plan to fly a skycar over the Googleplex …. you will have to read his article for that. For Otto’s sake I hope this article was meant as a parody. Either way it’s funny!
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